Say “aye sir”.
Watch this video (say aye sir): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPg2Kf-jYeA
Pop some popcorn and camp out for 90 min (say aye sir).
I can’t tell you where I left my car keys or that which my wife asked me to pick up from the market this afternoon. But I can tell you about the yellow footprints. And many moments after.